Sunday, March 5, 2017


A guy walks into a bar with a monkey perched on his shoulder. The bartender says "You can't bring that thing in here." Taken aback, the guy says, "Sorry, my bad." He turns around and leaves.

That night the bartender lies awake, wondering if he's missed the opportunity to have a more interesting life.


susan said...

Did you make that one up? It reminded me of Steven Wright's jokes.

I’ve been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious.

I’m writing a book. I have the page numbers done; now I just have to fill in the rest.

I called the wrong number today. I said 'Hello, is Joey there?' A woman answered and she said 'Yes he is.' And I said ‘Can I speak to him please?’ She said ‘No, he can’t talk right now, he’s only two months old.' I said 'Alright, I’ll wait.

Ben said...

I guess I did make it up. Although I have seen others use that kind of deconstructive principle in writing jokes.

I take the Steven Wright comparison as a huge compliment. The skylight joke I'll probably be stealing.