Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The "If I do it, it's cool" defense

Hypothetical: If I ever get wasted and break into my neighbor's apartment, and he gets pissy about it so I have to put an ax-blade through his head, I'm giving Jennifer Rubin a call. I assume she'll have my back.

Hat's off to Roy Edroso for scouting this shit out. But you knew it was out there, didn't you?


susan said...

Yeah, I knew it was out there. Anyone who tries to justify murder is insane, no matter how calm they appear to be.

Ben said...

I agree. No matter what the Russkies are doing to our precious bodily fluids.