Saturday, April 9, 2022

Old joke alert

A man goes to the doctor after experiencing pain in the region of his hand. The doctor diagnoses him with a sprained wrist.

"Let it rest a few days. Put some ice on your wrist and compress it. If the pain flares up take some anti-inflammatories. You should recover in a couple of days."

"So," the patient asks. "Will I still be able to play the piano?"

"I believe you will, yes."

"That's funny. I've never been able to play it before.

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Thankfully he made this witticism in the Before Times. Otherwise the doctor would have been obliged to note his apparent disorientation and recommend that he be committed.

3 comments:

susan said...


The way things are going in this country, at least, the doctor might recommend euthanasia. It's a slippery slope.

I may have misheard when you mentioned an interesting website. I looked up 'into the silent land' and found a guide to the Christian practice of meditation.

Ben said...

I'll post a fuller response to your comment later on, but it's not a website, it's a book by Paul Broks. The full title is "Into the Silent Land: Travels in Neuropsychology."

Ben said...

That article is concerning, to say the least. Assisted suicide is as irreversible a procedure as I can think of. Doctors shouldn't be in any hurry to have that power. Really it should do to say that families deserve privacy and leave it at that.