Thursday, May 22, 2008

"Thought" for the day

If you're in high school, here's a funny trick to play on your guidance counselor. Tell him/her your current career ambition is to be a prison trusty. Ask what kind of offenders are most likely to land this position, and which extracurriculars will best complement your upcoming felony.

The GC may well agree that this is your best option. In that case you'll have a lot to think about.

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