In brief, like a Catholic school skirt

Oh dear.

The panels that they show from this miniseries make me fear for the future of my daughter. And I don't even have any kids.

Sam Kieth has in fact had a distinguished career. He has been self-deprecating to the point of "Don't look at me!" on the subject of his co-creation of the Sandman, but his work on Preludes and Nocturnes is breathtaking and fun. He has some good credits in indie comics too. The hell was he thinking?

If he ran up gambling debts with Russian troikas, well, do a telethon.