"The Adventure of Miss Aggie's Farewell Performance" is a 1975 episode of a short-lived television show set in the now long disappeared world of radio drama, during the Truman administration, featuring central characters introduced in 1929. You wouldn't expect it to feel contemporary in 2016. Yet in a lot of ways it does.
Part of it is the casting of Betty White. While most of the people who appeared in this episode have passed on, White has only loomed larger in the nation's culture in the ensuing decades. Just a few short years ago she became the oldest host in Saturday Night Live's history after a viral campaign on Facebook. And she does have a couple of bravura scenes in this episode as a fairly snotty talent agent.
Beyond that, there's a plus ça change quality to the episode's view inside the world of radio actors. These are not colorful and quaint eccentrics spreading hokey cheer. They're professional icons as much concerned with promoting their #brand as anyone who currently has their own YouTube channel. In a way the fact that their whole industry is just a few years from being marginalized and decimated by television makes everything more urgent, bringing higher stakes to the bitchiness. And you bet Simon Brimmer is on-hand.
It is the proverbial backstabbing that leads to the literal murder, of course. Vera Bethune stars on the series Miss Aggie, playing a kindly schoolteacher in what sounds something like a radio adaptation of the Mary Worth comic strip. In her few pre-mortem scenes Eve Arden plays Vera with a high-strung charm that obviously covers ruthlessness. And yes,as the episode unfolds it's revealed that she's kept the cast and the station wrapped around her finger, pulling every possible string to make sure that she and she alone remains the star. So when she's poisoned in the studio it certainly looks like someone else on the show is trying to kill her.
It also looks like she should be safe now, at least as long as she's in the hospital. Yet in a stylistically distinct killer's eye view scene, someone breaks into her room and shoots her through a down pillow, feathers everywhere.
Simon Brimmer? For him the tragedy is a vital opportunity. His sponsor has gone cold on his show and wants to throw all the funds at the Miss Aggie show. The attempted - then successful - murder of Vera Bethune gives him the opportunity to show that he can take the police on their own game and win. That's got to be worth some Vita-Cream money.
Ellery is in the middle of it as well, of course. This may be his top episode for showing his caring, nurturing side. First there's the endearing reveal that he's a fan of this dumb radio soap. Then in a quietly well-acted scene he consoles his father, who's feeling guilty and stupid for not preventing a murder when his force was already investigating a murder attempt. And in a bizarre scene he listens to and comforts the show's organist, a lovely woman in real-life terms but one who's meant to be understood as an anguished wallflower (and probable owner of at least a dozen cats.)
I can say with some satisfaction that this is one of the few cases I was able to solve. Well, in broad strokes, at least. The solution rests in a dying clue. Dying clues are a peculiar invention of the mystery writer. I'm sure the number of actual murder victims who've been able to implicate their assailant through an arcane hint is minuscule. But it helps to put the reader - in this case viewer - on notice that they've picked up a different kind of story.
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what i particularly remember about this episode was the 'miss aggie' show, which was very dead-on, & the presence of eve arden, who i've always found both attractive & sexy in a very unique way. afa the whole betty white thing, i missed the whole mary tyler moore / golden girls phase. what i do remember is her years'n'years of never-ending appearances on game shows, most especially 'password', the one she loved so much that she married the host, allen ludden! :) ...
what i realized this morning is that, as quaint as 'ellery queen' may've felt back in '75 (never mind now), what's equally, & even stranger, is just how quaint '75 appears now. a quick glance through the '75 entry revealed the following:
'February 21 – Watergate scandal: Former United States Attorney General John N. Mitchell, and former White House aides H. R. Haldeman and John Ehrlichman, are sentenced to between 30 months and 8 years in prison...'
imagine: a time when high-ranking government officials were actually tried, found guilty, & sentenced...
'March 22 – Ding-a-dong by Teach-In (music by Dick Bakker, text by Will Luikinga and Eddy Ouwens) wins the 20th Eurovision Song Contest 1975 for the Netherlands...'
yes, mind-meltingly awful/tacky. but, considering who won the year before, hard to blame'm...
'March 25 – King Faisal of Saudi Arabia is shot and killed by his nephew; the killer is beheaded on June 18. (King Khalid succeeds Faisal.)...'
well, there're always some things that never change, i guess...
'April 4 - Bill Gates and Paul Allen found Microsoft in Albuquerque, New Mexico...'
imagine: a time without pcs, or the internet, or smart phones...
'April 30 – The Vietnam War ends with the Fall of Saigon: The Vietnam War concludes as Communist forces from North Vietnam take Saigon, resulting in mass evacuation of the remaining American troops and South Vietnam civilians. As the capital is taken, South Vietnam surrenders unconditionally and is replaced with the temporary Provisional Government...'
imagine: a war the u.s. is involved in actually ending!...
'July 30 – In Detroit, former Teamsters Union president Jimmy Hoffa is reported missing...'
imagine: up till the day before, he hadn't been missing!...
'September 19 - The British comedy sitcom Fawlty Towers airs on BBC 2...'
'October 11 – NBC airs the first episode of Saturday Night Live (George Carlin is the first host; Billy Preston and Janis Ian the first musical guests)...'
so ellery queen had some good company...
'October 21 – 1975 World Series: The Cincinnati Reds defeated the Boston Red Sox in Game Six off Carlton Fisk's 12th-inning home run to cap off what many consider to be the best World Series game ever played...'
imagine: baseball mattered! &, actually, no: it was the sox that defeated the reds on fisk's homer - the shot heard 'round new england! ...
'October 31 – Queen single Bohemian Rhapsody is released...'
imagine: up till the day before, no one'd ever heard bohemian rhapsody!...
'date unknown - Benoit Mandelbrot coins the mathematical term fractal...'
not really relevant to the point i've been making. but cool :) ...
& there you have it: the innocent, oblivious year of '75. what a long, strange trip it's been, indeed...
I can see the appeal of Eve Arden. And that's a nice audio clip you link to. I've always assumed that Madeline Kahn's performance in Blazing Saddles was a Marlene Dietrich homage/parody, which it obviously was, but it sounds like she might have gotten some of her singing from Eve, too.
Betty White's got a kind of magnetism, evident in this episode, that's worn well over the years. I actually haven't seen too much of her on the MTM show, since most episodes I've seen are from the early Rhoda/Phyllis years. She was good on Golden Girls, which was very definitely NOT a good show in terms of writing: they always had to go to commercial break on a highly contrived bit of drama/sadness. She turns up in a lot of places, though. I remember her voicing herself on The Simpsons some years back.
You're absolutely right that 1975 looks quaint in the light of 2016, which I think is part of what inspired this project in the first place. Oldsters at the time no doubt looked to their own youth in the past as a cleaner more innocent time. By the seventies they saw city streets filled with gangs and hookers. Threats exaggerated by the media, as the media still does, but I imagine this show would have been hard to film if they'd kept it in New York instead of Hollywood. Would just look too different. Also older Americans might have lamented the moral decadence represented by the rise of porno theatres, which have now been long shuttered since being replaced by VCRs and the Internet, in turn.
And yet, and yet. Even in the grimiest artifacts from the era, you sense more inclusion. Big city life looks a little more dangerous but a lot more vital, with all levels of society rubbing shoulders in public places. So even a middling Kojak episode looks like a relic of a blessed time before gentrification.
They reran that premiere of SNL when Carlin died. I was kind of disappointed that he wasn't in any sketches, but it was fun to see Belushi, Radner et al in the context that most of the world first did see them.
Bohemian Rhapsody does feel like something that's always been in the world. :)
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