Thursday, July 11, 2013

Fairly good news

Right call. Walmart is pretty close to its dream of owning entire megalopolises and having all the citizens take the surname "Walmart", a la Jennifer Government. So I'm glad Washington is opting to remain a real city for now.

2 comments:

susan said...

It seems to me that Walmart has always been shark-like. Perhaps the day will soon arrive that it stops swimming altogether.

Ben said...

They see themselves as sharks, I think. The must constantly swim and feed aspect. That's how it seems, anyway.