Saturday, August 9, 2008

SEX! Now that we've got your attention SEX!

As of now, more people know where John Edwards put his pecker than know where he would have sent US troops if elected. In fact, more people may know this than have a real clear concept of where George Bush has already sent them.

Is this healthy for a democracy? I don't see how it can be. It's probably unrealistic to expect that intoxicating fluff like the Hunter story not be covered at all. But the disproportionate amount of attention it's gotten is absurd. The biggest story of the election apparently involves the sex life of a man we know for a fact won't be president come January.

Larisa Alexandrovna has doubts too, related to the over-convenient nature of the story, as regards the press.

But none of this is really the issue and never has been. The Edwards story is important because it can be stretched far and wide, to cover all other background noise which an uneducated populace can easily forget when a sensational and sleazy story is before them.

Both the left and the right, as well as the mainstream media have been talking about this private matter non-stop as though it were newsworthy. Edwards is not a public official, nor is he now running for public office now. Even if he were, it is a matter for him and his wife to resolve. So why is this news? Because when he was running for public office he did not want to share his private (legal) life with you? Do you have the right to even ask? Unless there is some illegal activity going on, what right do you have to know what a public figure does privately in their bedroom if it is not used as a political "family values" tool against citizens of this nation? Did Edwards try to pass the no cheating constitutional amendment and I simply missed it? I do recall the same-sex marriage ban amendment being shoved down our throats by people who were gay or criminal deviants. But I do not recall Edwards ever demanding to know how any of us lived and loved privately, nor did he insist on enforcing his view on how we should live and love.

That whole post is worth reading.

As far as I can tell, the most interesting aspect of the story has been ignored: the possibility that it may have been manipulated behind the scenes.

Elizabeth Edwards may have an intuition as to when her husband is deceiving her. I can't credit National Enquirer reporters with the same psychic insight, especially when they haven't spent time with the candidate. Someone had to put them on this trail.

Someone may be trying to throw marbles underfoot for Barack Obama and the Democrats. Neutralizing Edwards keeps him out of the campaign, when he could have helped rally working class voters and Southerners. It may also sanitize John McCain's less-than-exemplary past as a husband in the public eye.

It could also be someone with a personal grudge. There wasn't much of a chance that Edwards would be Obama's running mate (Hillary Clinton's supporters would not have appreciated her being passed over for the distant third) but he was on the list. Now, presumably, he isn't. His chances of being appointed to a potential Obama cabinet--Secretary of Labor, say--look pretty dim too. It would be awfully petty to expose the affair to dent his career, and not exactly a kindness to his family. But human nature being what it is, somebody could have made this call.

The possibility that someone may be playing them like a row of handpuppets is something that should interest members of the media, but usually doesn't.

Friday, August 8, 2008

It's Friday, we've got a Random Ten


1. Thelonious Monk--Evidence
2. The Kinks--Johnny Thunder
3. Lambert, Hendricks, and Ross--Farmer's Market
4. LCD Soundsystem--Thrills
5. Big & Rich--Kick My Ass
6. Martha & the Vandellas--You've Been in Love Too Long
7. Midnight Oil--Dreamworld
8. Laurie Anderson--Example #22
9. Battles--Tonto
10. Storm & Stress--The 2nd Perpetuate the Beautiful

And so another list is released into the virtual wild. Small ripples will be felt on Google searches.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

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Have a couple of potential posts in mind, but I can't do them tonight. I actually have a chance at a decent bedtime tonight, and thereby to sort of get started tomorrow morning. Soon, though. Keep watching, if you're into that sort of thing.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Europe is just different

I like pigeons. There, I said it. Not that I'm a pigeon freak or anything, but I get a good feeling from them. Despite being birds of little brain, they seem to have a canny relationship with homo sapiens, enjoying our cities without getting too close.

Of course some places they get closer than others. This clip was taken by travelers in Venice, Italy. When in Rome, I guess.

Monday, August 4, 2008

CHOO!

What feels like a massive case of Spring hay fever, only it's August. I'm guessing I've loosened a few bricks on my street tonight with the sneezing and all.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Nab sinless progressive in soulless world!!!

If you're a politician, and you have enough big rallies to get somewhere, it's inevitable. No matter how good a conservative you are, no matter how strongly you support the Defense of Marriage Act, you will at some point shake hands with a guy who's fisted another guy.

Similarly, if you want to build any kind of lasting social movement, if you want to advance goals related to environmental sanity and economic justice, you need to deal with the young people. Them with their Myspace and Facebook and flavored cell phones and skateboarder drinks. You can think to yourself how trivial and pointless their ways are, but you still have to get your hands dirty.

That's why it's amusing to me that an influential left-wing magazine like Adbusters is running a cover story that amounts to a prolonged "You lousy kids get off my lawn!" Even more rich is the fact that the author--if his photo in the print edition is any indication--is a good deal younger than I am. Not that I don't have friends in the "Kids today" stage of their lives.

The exposé runs into some problems.


Ever since the Allies bombed the Axis into submission, Western civilization has had a succession of counter-culture movements that have energetically challenged the status quo. Each successive decade of the post-war era has seen it smash social standards, riot and fight to revolutionize every aspect of music, art, government and civil society.

But after punk was plasticized and hip hop lost its impetus for social change, all of the formerly dominant streams of “counter-culture” have merged together. Now, one mutating, trans-Atlantic melting pot of styles, tastes and behavior has come to define the generally indefinable idea of the “Hipster.”

An artificial appropriation of different styles from different eras, the hipster represents the end of Western civilization – a culture lost in the superficiality of its past and unable to create any new meaning. Not only is it unsustainable, it is suicidal. While previous youth movements have challenged the dysfunction and decadence of their elders, today we have the “hipster” – a youth subculture that mirrors the doomed shallowness of mainstream society.

And yet...

Standing outside an art-party next to a neat row of locked-up fixed-gear bikes, I come across a couple girls who exemplify hipster homogeneity. I ask one of the girls if her being at an art party and wearing fake eyeglasses, leggings and a flannel shirt makes her a hipster.

“I’m not comfortable with that term,” she replies.

Her friend adds, with just a flicker of menace in her eyes, “Yeah, I don’t know, you shouldn’t use that word, it’s just…”

“Offensive?”

“No… it’s just, well… if you don’t know why then you just shouldn’t even use it.”

“Ok, so what are you girls doing tonight after this party?”

“Ummm… We’re going to the after-party.”


You're way ahead of me. Even though the "hipster" subculture has supposedly swallowed everything in its path, the author has little luck finding anyone who actually identifies as a hipster. It's only the label he imposes on them, just as Rush Limbaugh will always find reasons to call Brian Williams a liberal.

Note also that the article follows big city (Vancouver?) youth through late night partying and clubbing. In this context, it would be an uncomfortable surprise not to find some shallow and obnoxious behavior. Which means that you'll find shallow and obnoxious people, and you'll see more of them if your own criteria are somewhat superficial.

The point here is not to mock Douglas Maddow, whose byline is on the article. But to reiterate, he appears to be quite young himself. I know that when I was in college, I wrote a lot of papers which--looking back on it--were somewhat weak in the analysis department. It's best not to cling too tightly to the conclusions you draw early in life. And it's unwise to throw the first stone at other silly people in the early phases of their own.

8/1 Friday Random Ten: Feel the tension

Or maybe I'm just picking up on more of it 'cuz of where my head's at.

1. Pink Floyd--The Scarecrow
(admittedly an exception)
2. Elvis Costello & the Attractions--Pretty Words
3. Neko Case--The Needle Has Landed
4. Eurythmics--Somebody Told Me
5. Midnight Oil--Beds Are Burning
6. Bonzo Dog Band--My Pink Half of the Drainpipe
7. The Fiery Furnaces--Straight Street
8. Milt Jackson--Misterioso
9. Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention--How Could I Be Such a Fool*
10. Dressy Bessy--Maybe Laughter

*The original gangsta "Freak Out!" version